An impotent god would rather witness Jesus fall and be left to rot than be seen in a vest this badass! The Purpletralia is for suffering souls only, or those who embrace the nightmare of knowing that god is a... sucker for colored denim! So burn by the cross and head deep into the secret recesses of kutte culture because to escape is to die. So stay strong, buy yourself one of these purple bad boys, and take the throne of battle vest supremacy!
NOTE: Vest sizes run a bit small so we recommend that you always measure yourself before placing an order, and consider ordering a size up.
| Size Chart | Height | Shoulder Width | Chest Width | |
| Small | 56cm / 22 inches | 40cm / 15.75 inches | 49cm / 19.25 inches | |
| Medium | 62cm / 24.5 inches | 44cm / 17.25 inches | 52cm / 20.5 inches | |
| Large | 67cm / 26.5 inches | 48cm / 19 inches | 57cm / 22.5 inches | |
| XL | 72cm / 28.25 inches | 52cm / 20.5 inches | 60cm / 23.5 inches | |
| 2XL | 73cm / 28.75 inches | 55cm / 21.75 inches | 63cm / 24.75 inches | |
| 3XL | 76cm / 30 inches | 59cm / 23 inches | 66cm / 26 inches | |
| 4XL | 77.5cm / 30.5 inches | 63cm / 24.75 inches | 70cm / 27.5 inches | |
| 5XL | 79cm / 31 inches | 67.5cm / 26.5 inches | 73.5cm / 29 inches | |